You know what they say - you’re nobody until you can see your own house on google map street view. Can any of you say that? No, you can’t because you’re nobody, and I’m somebody!
So I was going to break some incredible news about how John McCain not only did indeed have an affair with that lobbyist, and not only is she HIS OWN ILLEGITIMATE GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER, but she is ALSO descended from slaves John McCain owned before the Civil War! That will, however, have to wait for another day.
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It can be dangerous when a cynic is given internet access and, at the same time, becomes a passive observer to sometimes banal or ignorance-driven conversations concerning the likes of terrible music, movies, or Mike Huckabee. In times such as these, I frequently find myself agreeing strongly with Susan Jacoby’s articles featured […]
Now that most of my job involves standing in front of a stainless-steel counter and mixing pastry components (which is ok; there are much, much worse jobs that involve standing in front of a stainless steel counter, and all things considered I’d rather have my hands covered in dough than…other things), I listen to NPR […]